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A Feline Guide to Stress-free Living

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Flash here. In case you were wondering, Cindy came up with a new book idea since the last time I wrote. Oh, she’s really excited about this one, and has spent many hours at her computer, typing away with a smile on her face.

I’m sorry to report that this story is also missing Flash, Feline Extraordinaire, the best, most amazing, character ever. If she would only stop long enough to think about what she’s doing, maybe she’d realize the error of her ways.

But no.

And it’s not just Cindy. Humans in general have no idea how to live their pitiful little lives. You people continually have to DO, DO, DO. You never take time to BE.

On the other hand, your average feline is born knowing how to BE. And look at us, we don’t suffer from any of the stress related ailments you humans do, now do we? Let me give you a few pointers. Read and learn:

Lie in a sunny place and watch an ant crawl across the ground. Whack it with one paw. Take a quick power nap to get your energy back after so much grueling exertion.

Amble to your food bowl. It’s important to keep up your strength with proper nourishment! Flop down for another nap.

Wake up and yawn widely. Lean back on your haunches and s-t-r-e-t-c-h, this really gets your blood flowing.

Stalk one of those infernal squirrels scampering across the lawn, chittering insults at you. Yowl, “You’re going DOWN, Tail Flicker!” and chase him up a tree. Slide down the tree trunk while your quarry escapes, laughing hysterically. Curse your humans who insist on trimming your claws down to little nubs.

Sorry. Forget that whole squirrel thing. I meant to say, close your eyes and meditate on the grass growing and the sounds of worms working underground.

See how easy it is?

Of course, there are situations where BEING isn’t enough. Situations where you have to make a stand and DO something. Something like creep to the computer and get certain people’s attention by hitting the delete key on any stories without yours truly in them.

Ahh. I feel better already.

Back to the Drawing Board

Monday, June 21st, 2010

Hi, it’s me, Flash. Cindy is catching up today after being away from home for a week. Writing this blog was WAY down on her to-do list, so I thought I’d use this opportunity to get something off my chest.

See, last week after dropping off a group of kids at church camp, she used the time as a writing retreat. Seeing as I’m her favorite main character, I knew I’d be needed. Plus, an exotic vacation away from our little bay window writing nook sounded like just the ticket.

BUT, this retreat was not held in the mountains, near a gurgling brook, like I expected. It wasn’t held at the beach, either. No, Cindy never bothered to mention our plush accommodations were going to be at the Super 8 in York, NE. Don’t worry, though, it was better than it sounds. We scored a nice corner room with a view—of the parking lot.

Now, York itself is a nice little town. American flags line the main street and big old houses overlook the charming brick streets. Cindy was so enchanted by some of these houses, she probably would have spent the week in jail for trying to peek in the windows if it wasn’t for me keeping her in line.

But we weren’t there for houses and brick streets and walks on the trail along the river. No, we were there to write. So when Cindy fired up her laptop, I was surprised to find her starting a new story—minus yours truly. At first I thought maybe I’d appear a little further in, but by Friday and page 72, I was still nowhere to be seen. Needless to say, I was ticked. I’d come all this way and spent a week in a dumpy motel for nothing?

About this time Cindy started to have doubts. The story wasn’t panning out like she’d hoped. She didn’t buy the main character’s motivations, the whole thing seemed like too much of a stretch.

Well, duh. You tell me, if you were eight years old, who would you rather read about? Milly, the perky kitten, or FLASH, Feline Extraordinaire?

Exactly.

Just because I’m a figment of her imagination doesn’t mean I’m stupid. If she had only listened to me to start with she wouldn’t have wasted a whole week of undivided writing time.

Next time I’m insisting on the beach!

It’s My Turn

Monday, April 12th, 2010

Cindy’s been a little busy lately, so I thought I would help out and take her turn on the blog this week. See, she won second place in the big Pikes Peak Writing Contest and all she can think about is what she should wear to the awards ceremony.

Now that I think about it, you should say I won second place in the contest. After all, I’m the main character in “The Secret of the Legacy.” Without me, her little story wouldn’t stand a chance. In case you don’t know, my name is Flash and I’m a cat. Himalayan to be exact. Personally, I wouldn’t have a bit a trouble with what to wear to an awards banquet. My bright blue eyes, chocolate brown fur and seal point markings are elegant enough for any occasion.

I understand Cindy’s dilemma, though. Being a human, she lacks even a marginally adequate fur coat. Have you ever seen a naked human? Exactly. No wonder they wear clothes!

Anyway, she’d better hurry up and get her mind back on writing my adventures. We’re working on the sequel and I’ve still got super-villains to defeat, inventions to protect, and bloodhounds to outsmart. Don’t worry, I can handle it. It’s all in a day’s work for a multi-talented Feline Extraordinaire like myself.

You know, if I put my mind to it, I bet I could write the sequel myself. I mean, how hard could it be? I whipped out this blog easily enough, didn’t I?

Why should Cindy get all the glory anyway? Just because she’s real and I’m a figment of her imagination? How unfair is that? Maybe I’ll crash this whole awards ceremony thing and insist on more recognition for us main characters. Actually that’s not a bad idea, I’ve already got the outfit. There’s only one teensy weensy problem . . . be honest—does this collar make me look fat?

Drat. That’s what I was afraid of.

What If?

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

On a recent sunny afternoon, my neighbor swore she saw the ghost of my dead cat sitting in my driveway. I don’t believe in ghosts, feline or otherwise. But don’t you love when something happens to make the Twilight Zone music play in your head and you ask yourself, “What if?”

Maybe you’ve wondered “what if” about Stonehenge, time travel, or Area 51. How about the Easter Island statues, telepathic communication, or long lost pirate treasures?

Here’s my personal favorite: getting up in the middle of the night to find my computer screen lit up. Is it a coincidence that one of my cats sits nearby, looking guilty?

That’s what I love so much about books. For as long as you linger between their pages, you can teeter on the edge of infinite possibility. Ghosts are real, cats watch YouTube videos when we’re not around, and aliens live among us.

All you have to do is fire up your imagination and keep turning the pages!

Inspiration Extraordinaire

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

A little over nineteen years ago I invited a scraggly, abandoned cat into my life. Little did I know the profound effect that decision would have on me. 

I wanted Snickers as soon as I saw his picture in the newspaper as the local Humane Society’s featured pet of the week. Besides convincing my husband I had to have this cat, I needed written permission from our landlord. All this took time. Time in which I feared someone else would adopt him before I could.

Once the hurdles were finally cleared, I dragged my husband out the door. The short drive to the animal shelter seemed to take forever. I rushed inside and scanned the cages. “We’re too late!” I wailed.

The woman at the front desk assured us Snickers was still in residence. We looked again and found the enclosure with his name. The dirty, matted creature huddled in the cage did not look anything like the picture I’d seen in the newspaper. Turns out, the photo had been a close-up of his face, strategically taken not to show the bedraggled state of the rest of his body.

“Are you sure you want this cat?” my husband asked. “We could get a different one.”

I stuck my fingers between the wire bars. Snickers rubbed up against them and purred. He had a gravelly meow, bright blue eyes, and beautiful seal-point coloring beneath all the dirt. “I’m sure,” I answered. We filled out the paperwork and took him home.

Our new cat was all we’d hoped for: intelligent, playful, and affectionate. He was also bossy, opinionated, and continually voiced his viewpoint in a loud insistent meow that virtually ensured he always got his way.

When I decided to write a children’s novel, Snickers helped by curling up on my lap and rubbing his chin on my pencil while I wrote. It soon became our tradition. He’d hop on the couch as soon as he saw me settle in to work. Somehow, staring into his deep blue eyes seemed to help the ideas flow. Not surprisingly, my main character had a cat who tagged along throughout the story.

“Cut the cat,” my critique group said.

“I can’t. He’s important,” I argued.

“Why? He doesn’t do anything for the story.”

Why indeed? They were right, of course. But the cat didn’t want to be cut. In fact, the cat wanted to take over. He was bossy and opinionated. His cocky personality seemed familiar. Then it hit me . . . He was Snickers!

Any cat lover can tell you the sum of their cat is more than its parts. Their aura of mystery is legendary. I found myself completely captivated by imagining my cat’s secret life.

I ditched my first book and started over. The main character of my new adventure story is Snickers, the hero who saves the feline way of life.

Not long after Snickers’s twenty-first birthday, he stopped eating. After a phone call to our vet who is also a personal friend, I knew it was time. That night she came to our house and put Snickers to sleep on my lap while silent tears streamed down my face.

I can’t help but think he lived so long because he was holding out for our book to hit the shelves. Like me, he fantasized it would be a run-away best seller and he wanted to see his name in print alongside of mine. Because of course, he knew that without his influence, I’d never have found my story.

Someday our book will be published and Snickers will live on through all the children who read his story. But for now, the dedication page is only written in my heart. “To the real Snickers, my old friend and Inspiration Extraordinaire. Rest in peace.”